A Rhyme There once was a dinosaur who lived in a head. He had so many minions, but none named Ted.

A Rhyme

There once was a dinosaur who lived in a head.

He had so many minions, but none named Ted.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 29 May 1 Permalink
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Fake Filipe tries to help Alvin dance. It doesn’t seem to help.

Fake Filipe tries to help Alvin dance. It doesn’t seem to help.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 29 May 3 Permalink
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Fake Filipe decides to teach the minions the dance to bad romance. Alvin can’t do it, so he critics.

Fake Filipe decides to teach the minions the dance to bad romance. Alvin can’t do it, so he critics.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 29 May 3 Permalink
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Fake Filipe is as enamored with this song as the Real Filipe. 

raaaa - raaaa!

Posted by Filipe Thinks 29 May Permalink
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What was Fake Filipe’s favorite part of graduation? The raaaaa-galia.

What was Fake Filipe’s favorite part of graduation?

The raaaaa-galia.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 27 May 1 Permalink
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What’s Fake Filipe’s favorite type of reflective surface? A mir-raaaa!

Posted by Filipe Thinks 27 May Permalink
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Fake Filipe has been spending the day in front of the mirror. Sam is surprised by his sudden vanity, until she realizes Fake Filipe thinks he conversing with another dinosaur. Sam leaves him to his conversation. Raaaa!

Fake Filipe has been spending the day in front of the mirror. Sam is surprised by his sudden vanity, until she realizes Fake Filipe thinks he conversing with another dinosaur. Sam leaves him to his conversation. Raaaa!

Posted by Filipe Thinks 27 May 2 Permalink
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Fake Filipe met Meredith today! They are perfect friends. He “raaaa”s and she listens.

Fake Filipe met Meredith today! They are perfect friends. He “raaaa”s and she listens.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 26 May 3 Permalink
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What’s Fake Filipe’s favorite fruit? Ba-raaaaa-raaaaas!!

What’s Fake Filipe’s favorite fruit?

Ba-raaaaa-raaaaas!!

Posted by Filipe Thinks 25 May 3 Permalink
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Sam thinks unpacking is the worst. At least Fake Filipe is here to entertain her.

Sam thinks unpacking is the worst. At least Fake Filipe is here to entertain her.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 25 May 1 Permalink
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What’s Fake Filipe’s favorite weather? raaaa-in.

What’s Fake Filipe’s favorite weather?

raaaa-in.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 24 May 3 Permalink
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Fake Filipe bonds with his new minions. Sam’s heart is melting.

Fake Filipe bonds with his new minions. Sam’s heart is melting.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 24 May 4 Permalink
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Timothy introduces the minions to Fake Filipe. They seem confused at first, but then Fake Filipe says “raaaa!” and they seem sold.

Timothy introduces the minions to Fake Filipe. They seem confused at first, but then Fake Filipe says “raaaa!” and they seem sold.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 24 May 1 Permalink
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Sam asks Fake Filipe how he’s enjoying his first road trip. Fake Filipe says “raaaa!”

Sam asks Fake Filipe how he’s enjoying his first road trip. Fake Filipe says “raaaa!”

Posted by Filipe Thinks 23 May 1 Permalink
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Fake Filipe is enamored by buttons. Sam quietly removes him from the console and distracts him with other things.

Fake Filipe is enamored by buttons. Sam quietly removes him from the console and distracts him with other things.

Posted by Filipe Thinks 23 May 1 Permalink
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